Most days start off with a plan, at least mine
do and this day was no exception. Unfortunately there are days when that road
map doesn’t quite work. So a few weeks ago, Philip and I, had decided to
leverage on a trauma conference in KL and take the opportunity to go on a bike
ride. We wanted to do a bit of riding to see what would fall off the bikes once
we started putting a few miles on them.
This particular day, with my usual time
optimism, began with me as the master of ceremonies for our undergraduate
research week at the hospital. I figured I could quickly run over there, shake
the right hands, go back home, pick up the gear and head north. As easy as
eating apple pie. I have never claimed to have any meteorological experience of
any particular worth, and this day was no exception. I looked up at the sky
when leaving the hospital and though it wasn’t a brilliant blue, figured I could
make it home before the notorious Singapore rain dropped buckets of water on me.
Halfway home on the expressway I was proven fantastically wrong. Quick stop underneath the biggest tree in sight, a superman impression
without the telephone booth; switch costumes and put on the rain suit (No, I do
not wear red underwear on the outside), and in no time I’m back on the bike. Turn
the key in the ignition and instead of that comforting growl I usually hear the
bike goes tick, tick, tick. Crap, you know the sound of a dead battery when you
hear it. Push it up the ramp and realize I own a really, really heavy 240 kg German
obstacle, not helped by the water coming in from all angles. You see in
Singapore rain gets you wet in a 360 degree approach; it just comes at you from
all sides. Trying to pick up my iPhone and not get it wet wasn’t any easier
either. Towing operator tells me 45 min. He was right on time, making it at 44
min while it rained for all of 43. Finally manage to get the German obstacle towed
to the shop. Time is ticking away since it will take 4 full hours to get to KL
but at this point I don’t have much of a choice. At BMW they are serving, beer,
hotdogs and sauerkraut. Very nice after the open air shower but the service
department turns out to be closed. So no new battery in sight and the 4 day
bike trip seems a distant dream.
Then out of the blue Anthony Tan shows up, the
guy I bought my bike from. I explain my predicament to him and it turns out he
knows a guy who knows a guy who can get me a battery. Thank god for surgeons
with shady connections. Two hours later Matt shows up having come through the
rain with my new battery. Matt is slowly running out of uninked skin, and looks
like he could have ‘borrowed’ my new battery somewhere. He turns out to be a
Harley rider and a horribly nice guy, I pay him for his troubles and feeling
suitably guilty for my presumptions ask if I can set up a donation account in
his name. Next Wilson shows up, says hi, mentions that he works for MV Augusta
and is considering buying a GS adventure. We have a quick chat and finally I am
ready to go see Philip.
I go home to find my wife, Mette, for good
reason a bit skeptical about me leaving this late to go to KL. A few glares and
some broad hints about drunk drivers are appeased with random facts about
Malaysian’s predominant religion. This is probably not the best time to tell
her other random facts about Malaysia’s nearly-worst-in-the-world road traffic
accident statistics. As I head across the causeway I turn on all the lights the
German engineers equipped the bike with, foglights, headlights the works and
finally arrive in Petaling Jaya at 10.30 pm in glorious BMW style. A glad nights
rest followed by wonderful Laksa for breakfast with Philip and his wife, Viola
and off we head to the Cameron Highlands.
One of the biggest differences about riding a bike
vs. driving a car is that on a bike you are part of the scenery while in a car
you are merely looking at it. The scenery on the way was made exceptional by
some short life expectancy 20 year olds on 125 cc bikes doing 130 km/hr with
their feet placed on the tanks. Their engines being maxed out they draft behind
us, other cars and trucks to slingshot pass them. Philip and I are slightly
older (wink, wink) guys puttering along like responsible adults. The highlands
are fantastic, elevation 1000m, 20 degrees C, tea plantations and a bit
unexpectedly strawberry farms.
We stayed overnight at the Old Smoke house Inn
built in 1937 in a very English inn style. Lovely place, but felt a bit like a
time warp. Next morning after having to wait for the morning rain to stop we
head down the mountains to Kuantan by way of Ringlit, Kuala Lipis and few
smaller towns. The scenery was stunning with the hills lined by tea plantations
turning into hilly jungle as we came to lower altitudes. Riding in Malaysia is
an organic experience, because nature has a way of introducing itself to you. We
passed water buffaloes, cows, chicken and goats serenely crossing the road in front
of us. I guess this is only an inkling of what is yet to come as we go through
Myanmar, India and Pakistan. The riding was fantastic. I fell in love with the
German engineers-the cornering, the torque, the brakes aaaha. Viola was
our photographer, and she started taking more pictures after we threatened to
use duct tape to fasten her to the pillion seat when she almost fell asleep a
few times. There is just no problem that cannot be solved with duct tape. If it
hasn’t worked for you, you haven’t used enough. Have added a roll to the pack
list for the Long Ride.
The stay in Kuantan was well needed, as my
skinny behind was going numb. The hotel was probably nice 10 years ago but the
upkeep was falling a bit behind. Singapore was a 450 km ride away, and since it
is monsoon season in east Malaysia we did expect some rain, but 5 (!) showers
was a bit much even by my Swedish bad weather standards. Philip was freezing on
his 1000 Vstrom while I was actually quite toasty on my GS.
So what about Wilson?
The day after our return my first PhD student
successfully defended his thesis - Well done Nakul. Then a quick lecture about
metastatic breast cancer and some much needed catch up with family and kids.
This is when Wilson calls. He had been calling in Malaysia but I thought it
could probably wait until I was back and so hadn’t answered. He asked if I
wanted to go to the Moto GP race in Sepang the next weekend. Mette was actually
keen to join as well so I told him that we’d be happy to. When it finally
occurred to her that this would mean 700 km in 1 day she backed out. Women ;)
So what can possibly fall off the bike you ask?
Sunday morning being a wee bit late as I cross
the Singapore check point (my usual time optimism always leads me to believe I
have more time than I actually do), and seeing Wilson in my rear view mirror, I
gun it across the causeway, the bridge between Singapore and Malaysia which is
no man’s land. At the Malaysian check point Wilson catches up, asks me if I
have dropped anything since he saw a piece of paper flying off my bike? He had
noticed something but couldn’t stop as cars were on his tail. Yep, something
did fly off, my passport and employment card which I hadn’t put back into the
tank bag, only laying them on top since it was such a short ride between the
two checkpoints. Disaster!!! Wilson and I convinced the Malaysian immigration
to let me through only to u-turn back on to the causeway. Halfway across Wilson
pulls over – great, I think, he found it! Not! He has just run out of gas. Gas
is so much cheaper in Malaysia that we all go across on fumes to fill up on the
other side and he hadn’t entered in to his equation charging across the cause
way rather fast; twice. Wilson joins me on my bike, back to Singapore, now
convincing them to allow us to u-turn back to the other side of the cause way
where my passport is. I think the officer realized the amount of paper work
needed to bring back a Swede with no documents back into Singapore so he says
yes, but Wilson and I cannot find any passports on the way (you think there
would have been at least a few more fallen off). Morale at this point is very
low, ok very, very, very, low. I leave Wilson by his bike to call those waiting
for us in Malaysia while I do a last but futile check of the remaining stretch
of the causeway, wondering what possible argument to use this time to cross the
Malaysian check point with no papers. As
I am about to open my mouth the Malaysian officer says - Is this yours? Voila -
passport AND employment pass in her hand. Of course I offer the usual; marriage,
house, car. As usual I am also rejected. She declines mentioning she is
married, I realize that polygamy is not allowed in Singapore and am a bit
relieved myself. I am happy and amazed that people can be truly nice. Some
unknown Malaysian had picked it up and returned it. Here is my official thank
you, whoever you are, you are now famous. Now quick U-turn to pick up Wilson,
pillion him back into Singapore to get gas. Singapore immigrations ask where
his bike is, apparently the peak of the bridge determines the border and Wilson’s
bike is in Malaysia, so the officer does not have to do anything. Yay! We get
gas at Caltex, put the container in one of my paniers go back, fill up his bike
and finally, finally, finally 1.5 hours late meet up with the rest of the group
on the Malaysian side.
The rest of the ride was comparatively uneventful,
the race a new experience for me. To be described on another day and yes, my
panier lid also fell off one of my boxes going home.